Space4Commerce by Brian Dunbar

What A Proud Day

2009-12-22T13:59:21Z

As you recall, the President had a clear goal for healthcare reform with only these six key features:

—It woud not add to the deficit and will be completely paid off upfront.

—It would require cuts in costs if the savings would not be realized.

—It introduces significant quality control into all aspects of the treatment process.

—It eliminates fraud and abuse within the system.

—It requires total malpractice reform.

—It makes insurance available to all people either through private plans or a public plan.

And thanks to the President’s brilliant leadership, the Senate are moments away from passing a bill which, thanks to the President’s own party, features none of these things.

What a proud day.

Like to drive me nuts

2009-12-22T02:28:51Z

The Kid from Hong Kong plays piano. The family he is staying with for the year lacks a piano. We have a piano. So he spends some time at my house, playing, practicing.

He's got this song in his repertoire that is real pretty and he plays it real good. But he can't translate the title from Cantonese to English. And his sheet music is in them funny characters they use instead of English. So we're all a little frustrated: what the heck is that song called?

Problem solved! He found the title. 'Ballade pour Adeline', by a French guy, Richard Clayderman. Go listen - it's good.

Sadly, the hawt chick twirling about in the background is not a feature of S4C recitals.

Happy Holidays and sorry about that

2009-12-21T00:21:31Z

Why, look at that: you've got a new screen for your Presario. No, I will not install it for you.

Yes, I work in IT. Why, then?

Like this: The gear I work on is incredibly expensive - it's nothing to drop $15k on a low-end entry level system. Talking systems that host software that runs a profitable and (for the times) prosperous organization. I fancy that I'm pretty good at my job. I've been doing for over a decade and have moved at a steady pace up the responsibility ladder. My employer thinks I'm doing something right: they pay for a cell phone and internet access so I can be Johnny on the spot 24x7.

But that does not translate into actual competence swapping out hardware on a laptop. That stuff is incredibly finicky and precise. With itty-bitty screws and parts that do not tolerate a lot of ham-handedness. The gear I work with tends to the large and bulky type, and is 'field replaceable'. This means you haul out the old, dead part and shove in the bright and shiny new one.

And most of the time I don't do that much. It's under warranty: let the tech from Sun or NetApp or IBM do it.

Were I to even look at your laptop, I have no doubt it would shatter into a bazillion bits.

I sure wish I'd said this an hour ago before I shattered the zero insertion force keyboard harness in her laptop.

Where is My Soldier? by Corb Lund

2009-12-18T05:57:35Z

I hate it when I hear an old, good, song and it's a pain to dig up the lyrics. So ...

Where is My Soldier? by Corb Lund
from 'Unforgiving Mistress'

They call me Enrita, I'm a young village girl,
I'm in love with a fighting man from the New World.
A year ago April they set up their camp,
I was carrying water when I met my man.

In a drab sea of green on the outside of town,
Only stationed there briefly he'd said with a frown.
But the days passed to weeks, I fell quickly in love,
With the good hearted trooper that I'm singing of.

CHORUS:
Where is my soldier?
He is my life; he has my soul,
And I have not seen him for six months or more.
Where is my soldier?
I am his wife; to him I belong,
And I have not seen him for so very long.

Has he died on a bayonet, have they run him through?
Has a Kalashnikov rifle burst cut him in two?
Is he now hanging limp on some rusted barbed wire?
Has he been burned alive by the chemical fire?

Was he sent to the front on a secret night raid?
Have they switched his identity, his papers mislaid?
Is he languishing hungry as a prisoner of war?
In need of good medicine, broken and torn?

CHORUS

Has he been shot on orders through the chain of command?
For fleeing in the face of the enemy's brand.
No that can't be right he's too brave and too proud.
Must be missing for valiant reasons, somehow.

There's just one more thing, one more nagging small doubt...
Did he forget his new bride when his unit moved out?
Well if so I hope he's alive, breaking hearts on a whim,
For I'm a strong enough woman to hope this for him.

CHORUS

And I have not seen him,
I have not seen him,
I have not seen him for so very long.

Whoopsie

2009-12-18T02:16:22Z

Disasters are always so much fun, when you're reading about them from a distance.

An IBM Z10 at EDS's Stockley Park site, west of London, fell over this week after vital microcode fixes had not been applied, because all the qualified staff had been fired.

Previously the updates would have been applied by the Stockley park hardware team, who have all been made redundant.

When EDS' disaster recovery plan kicked in, switching processes to another Z10 at Mitcheldean in Gloucestershire, a similar lack of maintenance scuppered the stand-in machine.

Technical Support - Oracle Style

2009-12-17T00:06:41Z

I had a question about moving Agile PLM from Oracle AS to Weblogic. I asked a question at the Oracle Community page.

Geeta - a forum moderator in the Oracle Weblogic Server forum - wrote in a recent thread there ..

Also can you please check with the agile support team [1] regarding the 11g application server and agile server certification as 11g application server uses 10.3 weblogic server.

Supposedly there are all kinds of benefits to using AS 11g.

So ... when will Agile PLM certify Application Server 11g with 9.3?

[1] It's a little weird to have an Oracle employee request that I check in with another set of Oracle employees. Don't you guys talk to each other?

The reply.

Agile9.3 is certified for "only" Oracle WebLogic Server 10.3 Standard or Enterprise Edition, for Weblogic appsvr platform. for OAS appsvr platform, it is Oracle Application Server (iAS) 10gR3 (version 10.1.3.4) Enterprise Edition, Standard Edition. A9.3 Capacity Planning guide has the details in this regard in the platform matrix.

I had to re-read that: it's a punchline to a joke about IT, come to life and lurching around like a chicken with it's head cut off.

We're paying money for quality answers like this. At least he was prompt in his reply.

Path

2009-12-16T23:18:38Z

Previously - Previously

Man is a Beast when he isn't an angel

2009-12-14T02:36:59Z

Man is a Beast when he isn't an angel.

And so it was (and I’ve related this story before) that I was somewhat amused to hear my seatmate on the plane, a doctor from Medicins Sans Frontiere, confidently declare to me that he would be protected by humanitarian law when he reached Jolo. I told him if he went much beyond town he’d be kidnapped before he could say Jacques Robinson, which he was. You really have to be well educated to believe that stuff about the “religion of peace”. Both the victims and the suspects of the latest massacre reported in the New York Times are from Muslim warlord families. If you’re ignorant, you’ll probably know that human folly and malice is confined to no religion. Man is a beast when he isn’t an angel.

What OS are you running?

2009-12-11T19:18:40Z

He asked 'What OS are you running?' And the question made me stop in my tracks.

Well, that's a good question, I started to reply. I've got a terminal session to my desktop: OS X. But I'm also logged in via SSH to a linux server. And in a second terminal session you can't see, a Solaris 10 host! On the left: Windows Server 2003. What OS I'm running depends on what window I'm actually working in! A few seconds ago I was logged in to the console of an F5 Local Traffic Manager and, man, they run some kind of wild-ass customized linux distro, so I was ...

Then I came to my senses: OS X, I said. And he nodded and went away.

You can have ..

2009-12-11T03:24:15Z

"You can have everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want."

Zig Ziglar

First Snow - Neenah, Wisconsin

2009-12-10T05:09:44Z

Today? Oh, it snowed a bit. If by 'bit' I mean fourteen and one-half inches. Just a dusting, really.

Someone should go out and bring in those chairs.

Lily, the new little dog, likes snow.

Playing 'fetch' in the snow.

No Time For Sergeants

2009-12-09T00:23:34Z

I have it on good authority from Hill sources that Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner will send Congress the letter tomorrow morning that will extend the Troubled Asset Relief Program through October 3, 2010.

They were pushing this on NPR's Morning Edition today. A congress-critter [1] was on and asked how they'd use it to save jobs.

Hand to my heart he said 'We could give it to state and local governments to boost employment in government.'

If they're going to piddle around like this they might as well adopt the Nicaragua Plan and draft everyone into the Army. Then we can all get to wear drab uniforms, mop floors, and bitch about sergeants for a living.

[1] Which one? The name flew clean out of my head: one greedy pol sounds like another. Pick a senior guy with a (D) after his name and the odds are good you'll have the right one.

'The Post-American World and the Rise of the Rest'

2009-12-08T00:48:39Z

Fareed Zakaria

"A laptop is a luxury in most developing countries. The cell phone is the personal computer of the third world."

To Work!

2009-12-06T17:15:18Z

God has a great work for you to do and if you are not doing it, it's not getting done.

Totoro!

2009-12-06T06:20:31Z

Interview with Brad Edwards

2009-12-05T17:10:04Z

Interview with Brad Edwards, in which we find he is still foolishly over-optimistic about building a space elevator.

He's still claiming $10 billion and fifteen years will see it done.

Which seems mighty quick to build a system using materials that have not been made yet, and real cheap to field a fully working system.

I am not a big-brained scientist but .. when is he going to flight test the components? Test the gear and materials that today only prototyped (if that) and must work in the field 24x7 for years? Prove the nano wonder material isn't going to fail a few years after it's in production?

P'haps we should build a few bridges with the nano-material first and get some experience with the stuff before launching it into space.

He's always been dismissive of the fiddly details and it drives me nuts. Like this

The initial stage would require 4 launches of a heavy lift, Saturn V class rocket.

Awesome. And where do we get four of these? Nobody is making a Saturn V class rocket - how many billions to kick-start a program? Perhaps the assumption is that they will just happen. Well, golly, Doctor Edwards: maybe unicorns will just happen along and poop gold coins and make me rich. But I won't hold my breath.

Festival of Linkage

2009-12-05T16:35:38Z

We're nearly there ... 12 reasons unemployment is going to (at least) 12 percent.

“I’m not going to hire anybody in the United States. I’m moving. They are doing everything possible to destroy jobs.” Phht: Like the CEO of a company know anything about running a business.

Shoot me first.

Marian, one of the two thirteen-year-olds in the room, quickly assumed leadership of the younger girls, doing everything she could to help protect them. Realizing he planned to kill them, she said,

”Shoot me first,”

hoping to save the other and fulfilling her duty to watch over the little ones in her care.

Slack-Jawed Yokel

2009-12-04T04:01:09Z

Matt Lauer on the Today Show:

"Meredith Baxter - you're a lesbian! And right now all over America jaws are dropping .."

Jesus Hector Christ.

No, Matt Lauer, you lunk-headed talking-head dipshit, jaws are not dropping all over America because you have just informed us proles that Meredith Baxter is a lesbian.

Jaws are dropping because we're astounded at your presumption that everyone outside of your enclave is a yokel who is smacked into slack-jawed idiocy by the notion that someone who is sorta famous for acting in a sit-com a generation ago is gay.

Flip over a rock and just look at the crazy

2009-12-03T05:02:39Z

Richard Hoste on hiring practices:

Given a white guy and a black guy, with demonstrated equal ability, hire the white dude. Because African-Americans as a group have a lower IQ.

I don't know where our Mr. Hoste went to school, but where I come from stereotyping a guy based on race marks one as low class, no matter how much breeding, education, or wealth he has.

Next we'll pump up the jam and put on our puffy parachute pants

2009-12-03T04:20:01Z

A friend is earning her B.S. at UW. And learning DOS batch programming for a class called 'Network Operating Systems'.

What in the ring-tailed rambling heck is up with that? Who uses batch files in 2009?

1990 called. They want their operating system back.

Sun dog

2009-12-03T02:47:51Z

A benefit of rising early: sun dog!

The game ain't the only thing that sucks

2009-12-02T05:31:11Z

This is pathetic.

It is not courageous, nor profound. It is not powerful. It is most certainly not rad.

What this is .. is a sad, strange, waste of talent and money.

Also a great big warning sign to prospective mates: This chick lives in Crazy Town - turn back now.

Richard you ignorant slut

2009-12-02T05:27:28Z

The White Goddess

Palin takes John Kerry to task for his joke about those who don’t study getting “stuck in Iraq,” but the story of her own son proves that he was right. Track joined the military after deciding that he didn’t want to bum around after high school like his friends. This implies that he wasn’t smart enough for college.

We've managed a neat trick in this country: to raise up generation upon generation who never know what it is to sacrifice for something bigger than themselves. People whose biggest inconvenience is a long commute to an office. People who see and read a great deal but understand nothing about how the world works.

Richard Hoste, you will never know, nor understand how profoundly ignorant you are.

You have my pity.

Snow Stake

2009-11-28T23:29:38Z

When the snow stakes show up one can no longer pretend that Winter is going to give us a miss this year.

Dear Lazyweb: VMS to Unix edition

2009-11-26T16:12:47Z

Dear Lazyweb,

Once upon a time, a team of guys sat down and wrote an application in C, running on VMS on a VAX. It was a rather important undertaking and runs a reasonably important back-end operation at LargeCo. This whole shebang works so well that twenty-five years later it's still chugging along and doing it's thing.

Time passes and people retire and it so happens that the Last Man Standing has turned over the keys to a new generation who - we might imagine - are less than thrilled to find themselves caretakers of a system old enough to be their younger brother. Yet, as underwhelmed as they are by the idea of dealing with Ultra Legacy Systems, they can't justify the cost of replacing the venerable application.

LMS discovered that I habla unix and put this question to me. And since I habla unix but don't speaka the C I shall summarize and put it to you. Long Story Short:

LMS wants to port LegacyApp, written in C. from VMS to unix. Resources? Any books he can read? People he can talk to?

Cross posted to Stackoverflow.